Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Halloween Kids Lack Killer Instinct
Well, it’s Halloween time once again. Every year this holiday becomes bigger and bigger. I have yet to understand why. It made sense to be important when I was growing up getting candy. During college it was important because there were always good parties around this holiday. Now I’m quite a bit older and perhaps a little wiser and the day is just a time to send my youngest daughter and grand-daughter out to try to get their fair share of the spoils of the season. Yet, even the neighbors have fake gravestones in their yard and imitation spider webs around their doorway. If I did that some kid would probably get tangled in the webbing and trip over a grave stone. In the end I would get sued. The kids I talk to lack the killer (not literal) instinct for the season. My older brother explained Halloween to me this way. It was our solemn duty to go out and collect more candy than Mom and Dad gave away. If we failed to do so then we were not holding up out end of the deal and we would have been better off saving all that energy running around and staying home eating our folks’ candy instead of handing it out. That seemed un-American. (Even though we were in Canada at the time.) So every year we would get out the graph paper just after Labor Day and draw a map of the neighborhood. Then we would mark the houses that gave the best candy the year before with highlighter. The rationale was if we were running short on time we could just skip to those houses. Then we would memorize the map and work out the most efficient route to ensure we did not hit the same side of the street twice. There was no time or light to look at the map on the battlefield. We even marked the homes where the parents worked late so we could concentrate on those houses later. The next problem was logistics. There was no time in the brief trick or treating zone to go home to drop off excess candy so we needed a way to transport our haul. Dad was our inspiration as he had been a farmer growing up and taught us that 50 pound onion sacks were elastic enough to give but strong enough not to break with even the largest candy hauls. It was a lot of work but we were prepared. Mom always made fish sticks that night. We hated fish sticks and I think it was some protest of hers to the gross amount of candy we would be taking in. We ran from house to house from 5PM to 10PM. It was always nice to hit the houses at the end. Sometimes they were out of candy but when they weren’t they would often just empty their bowl into your bags to end their night. We never counted on having left over candy at home for two reasons. Either mother would be sure to give it all away. Or in the off chance she still had some left, she always made sure to buy a kind we didn’t like so we wouldn’t eat it before the big day. One year she gave out McDonald’s gift certificates for free soft drinks. It turns out she drastically overestimated the number of kids who would be coming to our house and bought too many certificates. It wasn’t like these days where we eat out most weeks. We went to McDonald’s twice a year. So the last night the remaining certificates were good I persuaded Mom to take me there and we used all we could carry. The two of us brought home 32 Cokes and root beers and still had gift certificates we didn’t use. Needless to say the pop all went flat before we could drink them all as a family. I don’t see that kind of dedication in today’s kids. They bring their little plastic jack-o-lantern and have it full by the time they make it down half of the street. That’s no haul. In that case Halloween wins unless you are one of those evil people to goes trick of treating without giving out any candy (shame on you.) Were we a little over the top?…sure. Did we take it too seriously?…maybe. Did we bring in more candy than our family gave out?...always!
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
New Book Covers
The good people at Solstice Publishing have recently signed
me to a new 3 year contract to keep my books in print with their fine
organization. They are going to be
moving them to their Solstice Shadows department aimed at more of the fantasy
crowd. In doing all this they are going
to have their artists make new covers for the books and that’s where this blog
comes into play. I have many ideas for
covers but something in me said, “What would my readers like?” So I put that question to you. Give me your suggestions for new covers for “Quest
for the Red Sapphire” and “Sapphire Crucible.”
They will be starting on the second editions soon so I need to make my
decisions but this is the opportunity for you to chime in with your opinions. My fans are the greatest and have given me
great feedback. You can even email me at
rivalgates@hotmail.com. I hope to hear from you.
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Sunday Excerpt, "Crucible"
A Few words from Lord Mandrean.
Now let us move on to my agenda for the day.”
Fendri produced a scroll from his vest pocket and opened it meticulously. “Today you have your semi-annual meeting with the Supreme Commanders of the Imperial Forces. They will be assembling in court shortly.”
“Good,” Mandrean barked. “They had better produce sound reasons why their territories are in such disarray.”
“Remember to mind your temper this time,” Fendri noted. “You rule through them. It is their cooperation that makes the empire run effectively. Scolding them will build no allegiance. It could even lead to rebellion.”
“Why do you think I lose my temper?” Mandrean asked rhetorically. “Because they are incompetent. I will restrain nothing. If their progress is not satisfactory, they will be lucky to escape with a scolding. This is no side-street cart I am running. This is the most powerful empire in the world. To run it I need strong leaders. If they do not produce the results I desire, the Empire will move forward over their bones. I need results, not excuses.”
“They are closer to the people than you,” Fendri pointed out looking farther down the scroll.
“The people are timid like sheep. They only need a strong shepherd to be kept in line. They will follow their Emperor. I have no doubt.”
Fendri smiled as he looked up from the parchment. “Well there is some good news from Lord Necromancer.”
Mandrean showed immediate excitement and ran over to Fendri. “What news?”
Fendri read from the scroll. “Great Lord Mandrean, it is my great pleasure to inform you my agents have just apprehended Linvin Grithinshield and his entourage. I have taken possession of the key and will deliver it to you in court today so all may see your prize. To satisfy your curiosity I will have the Grithinshield party there to bear witness to you magnificent accomplishment. Long live the Emperor.”
Mandrean screamed with excitement. “At last he has come through with the key. I told you he would produce it for me. You always doubt Necromancer’s sincerity. Now you see he is loyal to his master. He has no choice.”
Fendri retained his composure during the jubilation. “I am truly thankful he has produced what you sought. That does not mean I trust him.”
Mandrean clutched his friend’s shoulder and shook him in a brotherly manner. “You worry like an old woman. Necromancer cannot harm me and is totally obedient. Sometimes I think I keep you around so you can do my worrying for me.”
“That may be, Manenvious, but I am also the only person who will always give you the straight truth.”
“From your point of view,” Mandrean corrected.
“That would be the only viewpoint I would have, Old Friend. Perhaps I do worry for no reason. If, however, I am right, you could be in danger. Necromancer is not a person to be taken lightly. The Supreme Commanders hold considerable power. You must keep your wits about you.”
“Soon none of that will matter,” Mandrean said in great anticipation. “After today, no one will dare challenge me.”
“Then I shall send for your wardrobe assistants to help you dress,” Fendri said as he resumed his rigid stance. “You must look your best today.”
Now let us move on to my agenda for the day.”
Fendri produced a scroll from his vest pocket and opened it meticulously. “Today you have your semi-annual meeting with the Supreme Commanders of the Imperial Forces. They will be assembling in court shortly.”
“Good,” Mandrean barked. “They had better produce sound reasons why their territories are in such disarray.”
“Remember to mind your temper this time,” Fendri noted. “You rule through them. It is their cooperation that makes the empire run effectively. Scolding them will build no allegiance. It could even lead to rebellion.”
“Why do you think I lose my temper?” Mandrean asked rhetorically. “Because they are incompetent. I will restrain nothing. If their progress is not satisfactory, they will be lucky to escape with a scolding. This is no side-street cart I am running. This is the most powerful empire in the world. To run it I need strong leaders. If they do not produce the results I desire, the Empire will move forward over their bones. I need results, not excuses.”
“They are closer to the people than you,” Fendri pointed out looking farther down the scroll.
“The people are timid like sheep. They only need a strong shepherd to be kept in line. They will follow their Emperor. I have no doubt.”
Fendri smiled as he looked up from the parchment. “Well there is some good news from Lord Necromancer.”
Mandrean showed immediate excitement and ran over to Fendri. “What news?”
Fendri read from the scroll. “Great Lord Mandrean, it is my great pleasure to inform you my agents have just apprehended Linvin Grithinshield and his entourage. I have taken possession of the key and will deliver it to you in court today so all may see your prize. To satisfy your curiosity I will have the Grithinshield party there to bear witness to you magnificent accomplishment. Long live the Emperor.”
Mandrean screamed with excitement. “At last he has come through with the key. I told you he would produce it for me. You always doubt Necromancer’s sincerity. Now you see he is loyal to his master. He has no choice.”
Fendri retained his composure during the jubilation. “I am truly thankful he has produced what you sought. That does not mean I trust him.”
Mandrean clutched his friend’s shoulder and shook him in a brotherly manner. “You worry like an old woman. Necromancer cannot harm me and is totally obedient. Sometimes I think I keep you around so you can do my worrying for me.”
“That may be, Manenvious, but I am also the only person who will always give you the straight truth.”
“From your point of view,” Mandrean corrected.
“That would be the only viewpoint I would have, Old Friend. Perhaps I do worry for no reason. If, however, I am right, you could be in danger. Necromancer is not a person to be taken lightly. The Supreme Commanders hold considerable power. You must keep your wits about you.”
“Soon none of that will matter,” Mandrean said in great anticipation. “After today, no one will dare challenge me.”
“Then I shall send for your wardrobe assistants to help you dress,” Fendri said as he resumed his rigid stance. “You must look your best today.”
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Saturday Excerpt "Quest"
The quest begins.
Anvar lit his pipe and walked over to the rail. “Many years
ago, Dirk was building his business. Items of great rarity were of particular
interest to the blossoming middle class of Fraylic. In his travels and
dealings, he came into the ownership of the staff I hold before you. Though
quite ordinary in appearance, it had some sort of life within it. He said the
staff, was in fact, a living being! In some way, it communicated with your
father. It claimed to be part of a puzzle which would lead the one who solved
it to find the Red Sapphire.”
“Please tell me you are not referring to the all powerful
magic gem of father’s bedtime stories?” Linvin asked in disbelief.
Anvar was indignant. “You said you would listen. Do you want
to hear this or not?” Linvin held out the palm of his hand in a submissive
gesture and hung his head, as he waited for the story to continue.
Anvar stared angrily at his nephew before drawing on his
pipe and picking up his story. “The staff told Dirk that there were other parts
to the puzzle. More importantly, it told him that the Red Sapphire had chosen
whom it wanted to use its power next. It chose Dirk’s son, Linvin
Grithinshield.”
“To have the gem, would give you unimaginable power. That
power, was to be used to fight the spread of the evil that infests our world.
The problem Dirk saw, was that you were still a boy. Any education he could give
you would only help you run a business, not safeguard the world.”
“You needed to be prepared, trained and hardened. The best
place to train you was in Valia with Sedemihcra. He alone possessed the volume
of wisdom needed to one day handle the power destined for you.”
“Jelena could not have been more opposed to the plan. She
had her own aspirations for you, as you know. Sending you away, to the other
side of the continent, seemed ludicrous to her. In spite of her avid
displeasure, your father did what he thought had to be done and sent you away.”
“While you were gone, he continued the search for the other
parts of the puzzle. Dirk thought that he could find the Red Sapphire and then
send for you to return home. After several years, he traded for this key.”
Anvar took a gold chain from around his neck. Dangling at its bottom was a
brilliant golden skeleton key. He handed it to Linvin and continued to speak.
“There was one final piece he said he needed before calling
for your return. During his inquiries about it, Dirk came to suspect that he
was not the only party looking for the pieces he had and sought. The other
mysterious bidder was thought to be very powerful and possessing limitless
resources. It became a great concern to your father, but even that concern, was
not enough to ebb his obsession with his goal. After many years, he told me
that he had found what he sought in Ravensburg. It was his intention to travel
there and return within six months.”
“I cautioned him about setting out alone to make the trip.
Your father, however, would not hear of letting anyone in on his plans. His
instructions to me were to guard the key and staff while he was gone and look
after your mother. Should he not return, I would be her only protection. He left
on his journey and was never heard from again.”
“When your mother and I determined that he was not coming
back, we began to suspect foul play. There was a break-in at the store, in
which nothing was taken, but the office was obviously searched. Besides that,
my movements and those of your mother were watched by darkened figures in the
shadows. Dirk’s trip looked to have been a trap. Someone wanted the staff and
key.”
“Jelena thought I was wrong about my conclusions and decided
to bring you home to run the business. I voiced great concern. If Dirk were
indeed killed for the staff and key, the murderer would next target his family.
By bringing you back into the fold, I felt that the wrongdoer would be spurred
to action. The close confines of all the possible targets meant the time would
be ripe to strike and find what they sought. Jelena, as it turned out, was just
as stubborn as Dirk. She forbade me from speaking of the topic with you. In her
mind, the whole foolish quest had died with your father, and if the danger was
gone, there was no reason for her son to stay away any longer.”
As you now are aware, the threat was not gone. Jelena was
targeted by someone very professional and slowly given poison in some form. We
only discovered that the illness was inflicted intentionally at the very end.”
“Realizing her errors in judgment, she sent for me. We
decided that the killer could not be allowed to gain the staff and key your
mother still concealed. You and I would be their next targets. The only choice
was to bring you these items and set out in search of the Red Sapphire.”
“It is my guess, that the assassin or assassins will search
the manor and then ravage mine. Once it is determined that what they seek is
not to be found, they will come here. If we leave in the morning, it gives us,
at best, a two day head start.”
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
My Writing Babies
As I work on my 4th book I find myself in a quandary. I was writing away, following my blueprint I
had laid out before starting the task.
Then the story began to take on a new life. Characters didn’t respond the way I had
planned. I found them going in different
directions than originally intended because that just seemed to be how the
characters would react. I wrote and
wrote as the words flowed from me and then I stopped. I looked at where I was in the book and had
no recollection of the event from the story line. So I went back and read the blueprint in
bullet-point again. The story was way
off track and going in another direction.
The question placed before me was whether to follow the new, unplanned
path or go back and rewrite a relatively small (chapter) section of the
book. It sounds like an easy answer,
doesn’t it? I made a plan. The plan made sense. I followed the plan to this point. There is no reason to deviate. I should go back to where I went astray and
change it to how I had originally envisioned it. So why have I been stuck at this point for
weeks. There have been distractions and
other problems to occupy my time and creative energy. But such instances have happened in the past
and I have continued to write. After
all, writing is the fun part of everyday life for me. I was avoiding the problem. Why would I do that? I have used this quote before but there is no
harm in using it again when it rings true.
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith was once on one of those “Making of…” shows
where the band was making an album and the producer was trying to cut out songs
from a list on the wall that was too long to all fit on the new cd. Every song he wanted to remove from the list
made Tyler angrier. In the end the talented
singer stormed out of the room without removing a single song. After he calmed down he talked to the camera
crew and basically said, “These songs are my babies and it’s like someone’s killing
one of my babies. How can I love one
more than another?” At the time he was
not making sense to me. I knew which
songs made the cut for the album since this show was released after the disc
became a smash and everything seemed to fit.
Now I sit here looking at these two paths in the story I have created
and I see Mr. Tyler’s wisdom. I have
been putting off the change because it would kill one of my “babies”. The story would go on in a certain direction
and the other storyline would cease to exist.
I worked hard on that other story.
It came out of me. I created it
and I would be destroying it. Can you
see why the decision has been so difficult?
It’s not writer’s block, it’s writer’s excess. I suppose that’s why musicians have a third
party producer who is not attached to the work to make these calls. With me, I have to cut one story free and
move on. It is gut-wrenching but must be
done. The saddest part is no one will
ever know the other path existed but me.
Who would have thought Steven Tyler could be so deep and wise?
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
The Coupon Quandary
There’s a show called “Extreme Coupons” in which a person
will go into a grocery store and buy $600 worth of groceries and spend only
about $20. They have ingenious ways of achieving
this through methods like double couponing (they don’t do that around here),
having a coupons worth more than the product and the excess can go toward
another purchase, and then there are in-store specials where you do things like
transfer a prescription to their pharmacy and they take $20 off your grocery
bill. To prepare, these people spend up
to 40 hours a week clipping and collecting coupons. They keep them in binders and have them
organized better than the IRS. (That’s not saying much but you get the
point.) In the end they have a massive
haul but when you look at it, they must have to order pizza a lot because I don’t
see many actual meals there. Sure, they
have 200 tooth brushes, 20 bottles of detergent, 30 boxes of cold medicine, 16
boxes of Cheerios, 10 bottles of toilet bowl cleaner and 12 cans of
disinfectant spray, but what’s for dinner?
It’s easy to poke fun at these ridiculous situations but then I take my
moment to reflect. I start to think
about myself and realize if I had more time on my hands and more compulsion I
would not be too far from where those people are. After thinking it over, I hate to pay full
price for something. It makes me
physically ill. If I buy something that
I know there is a coupon for or a sale usually on, it will bother me. If I go to a movie, I always try to get there
just in time to catch the matinee because I see no point in paying more to see
the same movie. When my shoes broke
(literally) for work and I had to buy new ones right then, they weren’t on
sale. So I watched the ads as the store
had a price match for 30 days and sure enough, they went on sale and I took my
receipt in for my $10 credit. There is
an ad section in the back of my church bulletin and my favorite haircut place
routinely puts $4.00 off coupons in there.
I needed a haircut today and looked at the back of the bulletin. There was no coupon where it should have
been. Having already put off my haircut
for a month I went and bit the bullet.
When the stylist was done I mentioned it was a shame they took the
coupon out. She said they didn’t take it
out. It was just moved to the inside
section. I hung my head and paid full
price. When I returned home I looked at
the bulletin and there it was in black and white. You may say it was only $4.00 but to me it
was like I took that money and threw it in the garbage. I am bummed.
Then I went to fill out a $5.00 rebate for some insoles I bought but the
receipt was missing and I couldn’t do it.
I refuse to order a pizza without a coupon or deal of some kind. I buy a specific manufacturer of cars because
my father-in-law retired from there and I get a family price. When my windshield needed to be replaced I
scoured the yellow pages (the real ones made of paper) and found a coupon for a
discount. If I go grocery shopping and
find out after I get home that I did not give one of the coupons to the clerk,
I will seriously consider going back and having it adjusted even though I know
I will waste more money than that in gas just going there. If I don’t go it will haunt me and if I do go
I’ll feel pathetic. Perhaps it would not
take such a great push to nudge me over to the dark side.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Sunday Excerpt, "Crucible"
I feel like a little action today
Linvin took a sword for each hand and boldly kicked the
double-doors of the jail open. He stepped through immediately after and caught
the doors with his hands on the back swing. Before him there were six
bewildered goblins in various positions, as though they were frozen.
A cold glare came to Linvin’s face as he took stock of his
opponents and their positions. In a bold move he spoke. “I have no interest in
killing you today. You have two choices. You can tell me what I want to know
and leave peacefully…” The goblins drew their swords and formed a semi-circle
in front of the intruder. Linvin sighed and slammed the doors closed without
turning his body. His eye glazed over with the madness battle brings and he
said, “You should have taken the first choice.”
First Linvin faked to his left and then attacked to his
right. In the round, tight quarters he had to be sure not to be enveloped by
the group. With his left sword he parried a strike from the goblin to his
right. With his other hand he slashed across the opponent’s throat with just
the right depth to cut the windpipe and not become stuck in the bone of the
neck. Following through the motion, he spun around the falling enemy and found
himself directly behind the next goblin. With a short, firm thrust he pierced
the back of the goblin’s armor and drove the blade through until the tip came through
the front. Though the strike was effective, there was no timely way to retrieve
that sword. I miss Falconfeather right about now, he thought as he tugged at
the well-lodged weapon.
Linvin waited for the other four to close on his position.
Then he shoved the body of his last victim into the two goblins in the middle
to stall their progress. With a sword still in his left hand, he hacked behind
the knee of the goblin to that side. The brute’s hamstring sliced cleanly and
he went straight to the ground. Linvin showed no mercy as he stomped his boot
heel into the fallen soldier’s neck and broke the bone with a loud snap.
Flipping his sword from his left to his sword hand he turned
his attention to the goblin on his right. The goblin struck downward with his
blade in an effort to exploit Linvin’s exposed side. The former general would
have none of that as he grabbed the soldier’s wrist with his left hand and
shook the sword loose. Linvin again slashed at the throat of his foe, not
wanting to lodge another blade in the body of an enemy. As before, the goblin
fell dead.
The final two goblins had worked clear of the body and
closed on Linvin. The great warrior was breathing fast and placed his hands on
his knees in order to catch his breath. The goblins saw weakness and attacked.
Linvin, however, was only acting in a successful effort to bring his prey to
him. He sprung from his hunched position and rammed his blade through the armor
of the enemy to his right. Releasing the trapped blade he turned to see the
final goblin had lunged past and had his back to Linvin. In a final move for
end-game Linvin took hold of the goblin’s head from both sides and twisted
violently to the left. The neck snapped and the last goblin fell dead.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Saturday Excerpt, "Quest"
The streets slowly emptied as the sun began to set. Linvin
was pouring himself another mug of ale when he noticed a familiar horse coming
down the street. He walked over to the edge of the railing and sipped his brew
while the horse walked over to the nearby stable.
An old elf dismounted and summoned the stable boy. He gave
the boy instructions and then pulled a coin from his pocket, to give to the
lad. Taking hold of a bag and a staff from his horse, the old elf turned and
headed for Linvin’s tree.
Linvin smiled as his uncle came up the street. “Anvar; do
not tell me you are so old that you need a staff to walk now!” Linvin called
down.
Anvar spied his nephew and retorted with a smile, “I only
carry it to swat people who annoy me!”
“You had better leave it at the door then or I might find
myself meeting the end of that thing,” Linvin joked as Anvar reached the front
door. He gestured for his uncle to come in and then returned to his rocking
chair. In a few moments, Anvar had joined him on the balcony.
“Still lounging about doing nothing,” he jested.
“That is where you are wrong,” Linvin answered as he walked
toward his uncle. “I am quite busy drinking ale. Would you care for one after
your journey? It is my turn to buy, after all.”
Anvar laughed and hugged his nephew tightly. “I’ve missed
you, boy!”
“And I you,” Linvin replied. “Come; fill your cup and sit
down. Your trip has been quite long.”
“Soon that distance will seem very short,” Anvar said as he
sat down with his ale.
“Your message made it sound like we were going on an
extended trip.”
“Not a trip,” Anvar said before drinking some ale, “a
quest.”
Linvin laughed so hard he nearly spilled his drink. “Oh come
on,” he chuckled, “a quest? You sound so serious!”
“This is serious!” Anvar fumed as he stomped the staff on
the ground. “Everything is at stake right now! Our lives and the lives of those
around us hinge on the decisions we make this night. You are ignorant of all
that I speak. In that way, I envy you. I sometimes wish I did not know all that
I do.” Anvar’s soft eyes began to fill with tears.
The comments had caught Linvin off guard. The conversation
had taken such a dramatic turn so quickly. He found himself dumbfounded and
waiting for Anvar to continue.
After wiping his eyes, Anvar produced a letter and handed it
to Linvin. “This is a letter from your mother. Read it slowly.” Anvar stood and
looked off as Linvin opened the letter. He recognized the hand writing as
belonging to his mother.
My Dearest Son,
Nothing would give me greater pleasure than seeing your
smiling face just one more time. Added to my list of regrets, is not being able
to do just that.
This will be my last contact with you. I have taken ill and
I will no longer have life when you read this. No normal malady is to blame for
my condition. My physician has informed me that someone, who went to great
lengths to make my death look natural, has systematically poisoned me. I do not
know who did it or how, but I fear I do know why. The subject is too delicate
to trust to written words. They may find their way to the wrong people. I can
only tell you to listen to your uncle and go with him. He will be able to guide
you and protect you as I thought I was doing. I see now that he was right about
many things and I have been a fool for many years.
I never told you how proud I am of the man that you have
become. You are good and honorable. Perhaps that is why the recent events have
taken place. Forgive me, my errors in judgment. Though well intentioned, they
have brought ruin on us all.
Go with Anvar and do not look back. Only by fulfilling your
destiny can you make the deaths of your father and I something that served a
purpose.
Never has a mother known such joy, as having you for a son.
Love Always,
Mother
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
A Visit To The Oral Surgeon
So today was the day to take my oldest daughter to the oral
surgeon. Our dentist said he didn’t
necessarily see anything wrong with the teeth about to come in but thought it
would be a good idea to see him. Since
my D.D.S. diploma has not arrived in the mail yet, certifying me as a dentist
(and I don’t think it ever will) I bowed to his wisdom and agreed to the free consultation. (By the way, it wasn’t free after all…go
figure) This same daughter had perfectly
fine looking teeth 4 years ago when we were told she needed braces. We kicked that one around and finally went
with the orthodontist’s recommendation then as well. He said her back teeth would come in at an
angle and wear down quickly if it was not fixed. Well no one wants that. So I agreed.
Today the oral surgeon comes in and looks at the chart for about 30
seconds then he says to my daughter, “Do you want to be sedated completely
during the surgery?” Wait a minute. Back up.
“What surgery?” I asked. “To have
your daughters wisdom teeth removed,” he said.
Totally in shock I asked, “Which ones?”
He responded, “All of them. All 4
have to come out.” Sitting back in my
seat I exclaimed, “I can’t believe this.
Our dentist never said there was a problem with the teeth. I thought at worst one or two had a problem
but all 4 are bad? She hasn’t even
complained about them.” “Well there isn’t
a problem with them yet,” the surgeon said.
“But when they come in they could become impacted or infected or (he
gave like 6 other examples that all sounded dreadful). We don’t want to take the chance of those
things happening so it’s easiest just to pull them all now.” Am I missing something here? We are removing healthy teeth just in case
they become problems down the road? Good
thing we don’t do that with people. So I
said, “Look, I had all my wisdom teeth come in at the same time and it hurt but
they are all in there just fine.” The
oral surgeon said, “They may be alright now but they are probably decaying and
one day you will have a hole through one.
Then you’ll have to have it removed and it will be very painful. You’ll wish you had had them removed a long
time ago.” There’s a comforting
thought. So this wasn’t really an
evaluation at all. It was simply a
scare-session to make you set an appointment to have 4 healthy teeth pulled that
haven’t even come in yet. Perhaps it’s
the conspiracy theorist in me but I wonder how much of this has to do with the
patient’s wellbeing and how much of it has to do with the fact that there are 2
dental schools in this smallish city churning out dentists who stay in the
area. It seems every mini-mall has
one. Are these procedures necessary or
are they ulta-preventative to generate business. I know I’m probably off in left field on this
one but removing healthy teeth on the off chance they cause problems down the
road is like shooting people because you are afraid they may contract
Ebola. The sad part is, in the end I’ll
probably go along with it and have the teeth out. What is this world coming to?
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I Still Hate Windows 8
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Windows 8? Well it’s time for a refresher. I was just trying to sign a new contract with
my publisher but I needed Adobe Acrobat Reader in order to access it. The problem was I didn’t have that program
installed on my computer. Now I have
learned a thing or two since my last rant and knew to go to the Charms bar and
type in Adobe Acrobat Reader. Sure
enough it comes pre-loaded on my computer.
It was Version 5. So I installed
it. As soon as I went to use it I
received a message that said “Version not compatible with your system.” Then why did they load it on in the first
place? I followed a link on it to their
help site that promised chat support if I could just answer a few questions. After answering several questions I was sent
to the forum. There were over 23,000
questions about problems with Windows 8.
I scanned them for about 10 minutes and then gave up on that idea. After trying several different ways to get to
the chat screen so a human could talk me through this I ended up time and again
in the forum. I guess as Rick Myers used
to say on the “Saturday Night Live” skit “Coffee Talk”, Adobe’s answer to every
problem is to “Talk amongst yourselves.”
After closing the web I uninstalled the useless Adobe program and
returned to my magic Charms bar on Windows 8 and searched again. There was a download for a free version of
Adobe 11. Now we were getting
somewhere. I went to the page and it
said it was for Windows 8 and it was not Trial Ware. (If you don’t know what that is, it’s like a
great first date with a woman and then you find out she’s a prostitute!) So I downloaded it. Suddenly my antivirus found a threat…then
another, and another, and so on and so on until I had 6 virus threats flashing
and the download was telling me my computer had errors and if I clicked the
button to continue, it could fix them.
That was the only way to finish the download. Well I wasn’t falling for that. I closed the window and exited the
download. Then I pulled up the internet
to try Adobe the old fashioned way.
Instead of my home page coming up, a blank one did. Blankidy blank blank! Then the virus warnings started flashing
again. I went to my control menu and
deleted everything I had downloaded today and then called my antivirus
people. 2 hours later they said they had
removed all the infected files and asked what had happened. I told him and he was nice enough to (while
he had control of my computer) go to the Adobe website and download what I pray
is the appropriate software. I tried it
the Windows 8 way and I totally ended up with a raw deal. A good friend of mine had suggested that I
try downgrading to Windows 7 but I hear Windows 9 is on the way and it is very
similar to Windows 8. I would be further
left behind if I regressed now. So here
I sit with my Windows 8 like the cat you paid too much for and is hissing and
scratching at you all the time. You can’t
get rid of it. You just have to try to
deal with it as best you can. So if you
didn’t get my point here, let me reiterate…I HATE WINDOWS 8! And I’m not too happy with Adobe right now
either.
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Sunday Excerpt, "Crucible"
We’re nearing that moment.
Turning his eyes to the scroll once again Mandrean read aloud. “So you left Valia and returned home just prior to my spy’s arrival. With you back in Fraylic there could be no doubt the staff and key were in Grithinshield Manor. Linvin established himself at the head of the Grithinshield commercial empire and entered Society. Even during a gala held at the estate, our agents could not search the grounds thoroughly. We needed someone inside. “It was about that time Linvin moved out and opened a store in Missandor of Sartan’s Elvin County. Eventually one of the assassins was hired on to the house staff at Grithinshield Manor where she began looking for the items. Once they were located, it was decided his mother must die so as not to alert anyone of their theft. Without wanting to attract attention, it was decided to slowly poison her so her death would look natural. In the confusion of her demise it would be possible to confiscate the items and bring them to me. “When she finally passed on, however, the staff and key were gone. Her only visitor since the items were last seen was Anvar Greenlith. After ransacking his home the assassins followed the next logical link in the chain. They paid a visit to Missandor to find Linvin Grithinshield. When they arrived, his tree was unoccupied. Another search ensued and nothing was found. A local elf mentioned they’d left town heading south and so the team did so as well. After finding no other reference to their trek to the south they turned north to the next nearest relative, Caritha Greenlith and her pathetic sons Bander and Rander. “They’d guessed right. Linvin and Anvar had indeed gone there. They recruited the Greenlith boys and set out for the Territory. My agents once again just missed their query. It was clear from local accounts and the information the team already knew the quartette was searching for the Red Sapphire. Necromancer told me one of the uses of the staff was to lead its owner to the gem.
Since I had the prize in my possession it would only be a matter of time before the staff and key were brought to me. I recalled the assassins and alerted everyone between here and Sartan of a bounty on you…alive.” Again Mandrean addressed Linvin. “Why you would take up with this lot is beyond me. Your uncle, I can understand. He at least is powerful and reportedly wise. Why choose the Greenliths? Your entire life was spent at odds with them. You reportedly despise one another and it has led to fisticuffs on more than one occasion. You would have been better off leaving them out of this, Linvin. Then again, my people would have simply tortured them to death for information even if they were left out of the discussion. It was a wise move to send your aunt away. It saved her life. “So how did this pathetic, nonfunctional party defeat two goblin patrols, Blixor’s men and if I am informed correctly, a dragon? I simply cannot believe you made it this far. Now that you’re here with your goal in sight, it must be tearing you up inside knowing I will master the Red Sapphire and you will die immediately after.” Linvin folded his arms and set a wicked glare upon Mandrean. “I have been given up for dead, wounded repeatedly and threatened by greater opponents than you,” Linvin said at last. “I am still here.” “Good,” said Mandrean. “I hoped you would not grovel for your life. It would have done you no good, but I at least wanted to believe you could stare down death. Now watch, as your prize becomes mine. Necromancer, give me the key.”
Turning his eyes to the scroll once again Mandrean read aloud. “So you left Valia and returned home just prior to my spy’s arrival. With you back in Fraylic there could be no doubt the staff and key were in Grithinshield Manor. Linvin established himself at the head of the Grithinshield commercial empire and entered Society. Even during a gala held at the estate, our agents could not search the grounds thoroughly. We needed someone inside. “It was about that time Linvin moved out and opened a store in Missandor of Sartan’s Elvin County. Eventually one of the assassins was hired on to the house staff at Grithinshield Manor where she began looking for the items. Once they were located, it was decided his mother must die so as not to alert anyone of their theft. Without wanting to attract attention, it was decided to slowly poison her so her death would look natural. In the confusion of her demise it would be possible to confiscate the items and bring them to me. “When she finally passed on, however, the staff and key were gone. Her only visitor since the items were last seen was Anvar Greenlith. After ransacking his home the assassins followed the next logical link in the chain. They paid a visit to Missandor to find Linvin Grithinshield. When they arrived, his tree was unoccupied. Another search ensued and nothing was found. A local elf mentioned they’d left town heading south and so the team did so as well. After finding no other reference to their trek to the south they turned north to the next nearest relative, Caritha Greenlith and her pathetic sons Bander and Rander. “They’d guessed right. Linvin and Anvar had indeed gone there. They recruited the Greenlith boys and set out for the Territory. My agents once again just missed their query. It was clear from local accounts and the information the team already knew the quartette was searching for the Red Sapphire. Necromancer told me one of the uses of the staff was to lead its owner to the gem.
Since I had the prize in my possession it would only be a matter of time before the staff and key were brought to me. I recalled the assassins and alerted everyone between here and Sartan of a bounty on you…alive.” Again Mandrean addressed Linvin. “Why you would take up with this lot is beyond me. Your uncle, I can understand. He at least is powerful and reportedly wise. Why choose the Greenliths? Your entire life was spent at odds with them. You reportedly despise one another and it has led to fisticuffs on more than one occasion. You would have been better off leaving them out of this, Linvin. Then again, my people would have simply tortured them to death for information even if they were left out of the discussion. It was a wise move to send your aunt away. It saved her life. “So how did this pathetic, nonfunctional party defeat two goblin patrols, Blixor’s men and if I am informed correctly, a dragon? I simply cannot believe you made it this far. Now that you’re here with your goal in sight, it must be tearing you up inside knowing I will master the Red Sapphire and you will die immediately after.” Linvin folded his arms and set a wicked glare upon Mandrean. “I have been given up for dead, wounded repeatedly and threatened by greater opponents than you,” Linvin said at last. “I am still here.” “Good,” said Mandrean. “I hoped you would not grovel for your life. It would have done you no good, but I at least wanted to believe you could stare down death. Now watch, as your prize becomes mine. Necromancer, give me the key.”
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Saturday Excerpt, "Quest"
Today we see the cost of all the years of war and their effect
on Linvin. It’s one of my favorite
scenes because it really shows Linvin as just a man with the same flaws as any
other.
The next question was whether to bring armament. Linvin looked at the wall and beheld his long
sword from Valia. He smiled widely and
took the weapon from its hanger. The
silver scabbard was decorated in elegant scroll work. Near its opening, was an inscription. It read, “Bestowed to General Grithinshield,
by the people of Valia, for his relief of the Siege of Sarice. May his hand never falter!” Linvin drew the
sword that had served him well on many occasions. It was the finest blade he had ever seen,
short of his father’s. Perfectly
balanced, it sliced through the air with grace, rarely seen in a weapon. He
swiped with it and then drew back in a defensive stance. He then lunged and spun toward his imaginary
target, finishing with a thrust of the pommel, followed by a downward
stab. The tip stuck in the floor for a
brief moment before Linvin withdrew it and slashed behind him in a circular
motion. Linvin was pleased to see that he had retained his fighting skills. The movements brought memories flowing through
his mind of far off days when he was known as the Defender of Valia. He smiled again. The expression however, was to be short
lived. Out of the corner of his eye, Linvin spied a black area on the
blade. A sudden panic overtook him as he
pulled the blemish closer. He rubbed it
with his finger and it did not change.
Panic turned to horror as he realized that it was dried goblin blood. With ravenous speed he took a towel to it and
scoured the blade as though his life depended on its cleanliness. After several frantic moments, he stopped and
looked for the stain again. It was still
on the metal. The wiping, as it turned
out, had spread the area across the length of the sword. “No!” cried
Linvin. “This cannot be! It must come off!” Try as he might, the more he worked on the
blemish, the more it coated his prized possession. Sweat dripped from his brow as he began to
pant from the effort. Then he noticed a smell enter the room. It was not a pleasant odor, but rather the
sickly stench of goblin blood. Its
pungent aroma brought vivid images of death and murder to Linvin’s inflamed
mind. He could see the faces of the
enemies he had slain. One after another,
they screamed as he cut them down in every conceivable fashion. Their fallen carcasses spraying blood on
Linvin like an ocean wave. He dropped the sword and screamed as visions of
slain goblins filled the room. The walls
melted away and he found himself in the swamp again surrounded by living and
rotting goblins. “Get out of my head!” he shouted as he grabbed its sides, but
the sights persisted. He tried to cover
his eyes, only to find that his hands were drenched with the hot, viscose fluid
of the fallen. Linvin stumbled into the wall of the tree and he was back in his
room again, though still surrounded by enemies who drew ever closer. “I must get it off!” he yelled, while dousing
his hands in a nearby wash-basin. Stubbornly, his hands remained black. He scrubbed with a towel until his skin began
to tear from the strain. Still, he found
no reprieve. His body shook and he neared convulsions. Crawling on the floor,
Linvin wedged himself against the wall.
The goblins had their weapons out and were ready to strike him
down. Linvin folded his hands under his
arms to both hide them from sight and try in vain to stop his shaking. “There
is no blood! There is no blood! There is no blood!” he wailed while rocking
himself back and forth. His enemies were
practically on top of him. Linvin closed his eyes and said aloud, “I can
control this. I can stop it. There is no
blood. There is no blood. I know there is no blood!” He opened his eyes
again and he was alone in his room. His
sword lay on floor without as much as a hint of blood upon it. Linvin withdrew his hands from under his arms
and saw only his own blood coming from where he had broken the skin in his
attempt to cleanse it from something that apparently was never there to begin
with. He rested his head on his knees in relief. After a considerable amount of time, he
picked up the sword and placed it back in its scabbard on the wall. “I thought
I was through with these visions,” he thought, as he sat on the bed. “Will they never stop haunting me?”
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
I Think I Was Just Hacked
A very disturbing thing just happened. I was checking my email before writing this as I usually do just in case someone finished a book review or posted an interview to their blog and was informing me. To my surprise there was an email sent to me and some of my contacts from my alter ego. It did not give the email of the sender, just my name. Then below it asked, “How are you” There was no question mark or period or anything. It was simply written as you see. Afterward it had a link to follow. And then underneath had my name written again. It was addressed to me at several different servers as well as my contacts. I didn’t open the link. There are not many things I am sure of in this life but one of them is that I didn’t send myself an email under my other name and to multiple addresses. I looked at it for a long while and began to get a horrible feeling. I think I was hacked. The first thing I did was forward a copy of the email to everyone on the receiving list and tell them not to open the email. I don’t know what will happen but I can’t believe it’s going to rain Skittles. Then I changed the password on my email account. Now I’m paranoid. Should I change my other email account? Nothing was accessed from there. Still, someone found my other name and used it to possibly try to hurt people with whom I associate. Fortunately, none of them have ever heard of my alter ego. Is there someone I should tell about this? I reported it as phishing to Microsoft under one of their headers. Let us assume for a moment that the person sending the fake email had a malicious intent. I don’t think that’s much of a stretch. They must have gone through a lot to get hold of my other name and then use it to entice my contacts to click their likely dubious link. Why would they do that? Why not send it as Rival? That is clearly the name I use with these people. Maybe they thought using the other name would give more credibility? If that were the case then why would they send it to me? The only reason I can think of is that the person doesn’t know that is the name of my alter ego. It would be like sending Bruce Wayne a letter from Batman. So where did this person get my other name? The more I spin this around in my mind, the more it frustrates me. Why would someone do this in the first place? Do they want to implant a virus? Perhaps it would be a Trojan horse to get into the person’s computer. Who knows what they could do from there. I feel violated and angry. There is that part of me that says I am blowing this all out of proportion and it is really nothing but right now that voice is being drowned out by the one saying I was just hacked.
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Turning Over an Old Leaf
You know, about 6 or 8 months ago I wrote a blog about tree envy. Everyone had a tree in their yard but me. That is still true as buying a tree has been low on my list of priorities. Now its fall and I had just watched a football game played back in my home state of Michigan where it was cold and rainy as opposed to Nebraska where it is generally a little warmer. I mentioned at the time to my wife that I didn’t miss Michigan all that much. She told me that I would if I thought about it. You know something? I married a pretty smart lady. So I was sitting at the computer today paying bills as I seem averse to using the mail to do so and I looked out the window. There were all the neighbors with their “One tree in every yard.” We are a week into October and nearly all the leaves are still green. Perhaps I should be thankful for that but one of my favorite times of year is fall when the leaves change. I’m not talking about a tree here or there planted to prove they still exist, but rather woods full of trees where, if you look long enough, a deer will appear as if by magic and sprint away. I love Nebraska but my wife was right. Right now I DO miss Michigan. When I would have a day off with the family we would drive a little way north of our house and marvel at all the colors. We would stop for lunch and the children would try to find the prettiest leaves. It was a tradition started by my mother who would take me for walks in the woods to find the loveliest leaves and then press them in books to keep. By this time of year the Lower Peninsula in Michigan is awash in an ocean of fire orange, sunset yellow, mint green, McIntosh red and fawn brown. It is a sight to behold. We would rake the backyard and once the piles were big enough, the kids would jump in with the dog and play “Leaf Monster”. Then we would rake them up and do it again. When all the leaves were down and raked we would take them and any loose sticks and burn them in the fire pit. Some people hate it but I find the smell of burning leaves wonderful. Michigan by no means has a monopoly on this painting by nature. I worked in Canandaigua, NY one fall (also called the Finger Lakes Region) and the tress were a spectacle to behold. I was staying in an extended stay hotel and would just sit on my balcony watching the leaves in the autumn sunset. Writers and painters live for moments such as those. The majesty of the event cannot be overstated. Yet I have been told by colleagues in New England that you have not lived until you’ve witnessed the leaves change there. They are said to have bus tours that take you through the region during the height of the season. That would be heaven to me (along with the obligatory trip to Ben and Jerry’s in Vermont.) Many will read this blog and think, “The guy’s excited about dying leaves?” Maybe it’s the Michigander in me. Maybe it was the walks with Mom. Maybe you just see a piece of natural art and think, “Now that’s impressive.” Whatever the reason, the few scant green trees here make me long for the days of rustling through the fallen leaves in the woods.
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Excerpt, "Quest"
Linvin gets his affairs in order.
The store was bustling and Linvin had to squeeze through a
throng of people in order to reach the counter. Several young elves wearing
matching clothing, gathered merchandise for customers and stacked the goods on
the counter for processing. Behind the
wooden facade, stood a slightly more mature elf that was hard at work
tabulating the totals of the bills. “Good morning Lord Grithinshield,” the
cheery young elf called out to Linvin while handing a receipt to a customer.
“How is business today, Dandor?” Linvin asked as he pulled out the ledger book
and poured a cup of tea. “Excellent sir.
I checked this morning and noticed that sales have increased every month
since we opened. At this rate, we should
turn a good profit within the year.” Linvin rolled his eyes up from the ledger
and looked at Dandor. “Do not count your
bonuses before they are there to count my young manager.” “Manager?” Dandor
noted with marked surprise. “Is that what you call your Assistant these days?”
Linvin snapped the book closed and set in down. “No Dandor, that is what I call
my manager. When you are done with these
orders, come see me in the office.” Linvin took his tea and retired to his
office. He closed the door behind him
and sat at his desk. Producing the letter from his pocket, Linvin read the
words repeatedly to himself. He had
taken little time to consider the words until then. The cryptic message was both intriguing and
simultaneously frightening. Its reference
to the long-passed rooftop conversation with Anvar led him to believe that some
great truth would come from his uncle’s visit. Of further concern to Linvin,
was the part about the trip. “Where
would he possibly want to go that would take a year?” Linvin thought to
himself. “And what of the mule and
provisions? Will we not be headed to a
place with proper lodging establishments?
If we are not, then what business will bring us there? Come to think of it, since when has Anvar
ever taken an interest in the business?” His thoughts were interrupted by a
knock on the door. “Enter,” called
Linvin. The door opened and Dandor poked
his head timidly into the office. “You asked to see me sir,” Dandor said as he
slid cautiously through the half open door. Linvin folded the letter and placed
it in his vest pocket. “Yes Dandor, I
have been looking at the books and the trends are encouraging. I have no reservations about leaving you in
charge here during my trip.” Dandor looked surprised. “I wasn’t aware that you were taking a trip.”
“It is just business,” Linvin assured.
“There are some new trade routes I would like to establish.” “How long
will you be gone?” “I can’t say,” Linvin answered honestly. “I could be gone as much as a year. During that time, you will be responsible for
this store. I will draw up a bonus plan
and send it to the Veniccis. The terms
will be most attractive. Do you accept
the position?” Dandor found speech to suddenly be a problem. After several
attempts to speak netted only nonsensical utterances, he finally managed to
agree. “Excellent,” Linvin said as he took a quill and parchment in hand. “I have many details to address. Send for
four messengers and outfit a mule with all the supplies it can hold for a journey
far from any towns.” His new manager tried to form questions but found once
again that the words were not coming out as he had hoped. Linvin stopped him before he could compose
his thoughts. “I did not ask for
questions nor do I have time to answer them.
Now, do as I told you.” Dandor nodded his head and left the office. By
the time the riders had arrived, Linvin had letters regarding his trip sealed
and ready for his lawyer, the Venicci, Gredly and Gradon. He saw to other administrative details throughout
the day as the mule was outfitted to his specifications. At the close of
business that day, Linvin gave some last instructions to Dandor and took the
mule to the stables by his tree to be tended until needed. Returning home,
Linvin entered the tree and headed to his bedroom to pack. He pulled his traveling bag from the closet
and laid it on his bed. He paused for a
moment to consider his needs. It was not
easy to pack for a journey that held no destination. After giving the matter some thought, he
decided to start with the essentials.
Soon the bag was nearly full of clothing.
Friday, October 3, 2014
Interview
I had the pleasure of being interviewed on "The Howling Turtle" website. It actually posted 10/02 so page down a bit. Here it is: http://howlingturtle-pdx.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
When Did YouTube Take Over?
The other day my daughter wanted to use the computer but I
was busy writing. She had no problem
with that. With her tablet in hand she
went to her room. I didn’t see her again
for hours. When she finally came up for
dinner I asked her what game she was playing.
She informed me that she wasn’t playing one (Although she is a Minecraft
fanatic.) She insisted that she spent the entire time on
YouTube. I’ve used YouTube before but
only to find videos and never for very long at a time. My daughter explained that you could find
just about anything in there. Then I was
noticing on my Twitter feeds that a good number of people were posting things
from YouTube. So I started to check it
out. At first I found my videos. Then I found episodes of old shows I used to
watch in their entirety. There was even
a cartoon series I had watched growing up with all the episodes to view for
free. Then I checked out my online
gaming Twitter followers. It seems they
are able to record their games and post them on YouTube for others to
watch. Many of them had podcasts about
games like World of Warcraft. Never
really having the time or outside influence to do any of this it all came as
quite a surprise. My daughter said she
would watch other people play Minecraft.
I already am and appear to be an out of touch father so I didn’t ask but
I could not help but wonder what the attraction was to watching someone else
play an online game? Are you trying to
see how they beat certain levels? Are
you looking for hidden items in the game you didn’t know about? Are you just trying to learn new moves? Then I thought about my love of
football. I watch those games and never
intend to go out and do what the professionals do. Maybe it is just entertainment in the same
way? All I know is, watching someone
else play a video game is boring to me but apparently not to everyone. I don’t even know what to look up on YouTube
but I am in the minority there. My son
had an interview and I was at work. He
needed to know how to tie a tie so he watched on YouTube and learned that
way. People make up their own music
videos to songs. Why? They aren’t being paid for it. Then there are the Justin Beibers of the
world who see YouTube as their path to fame.
It is hard to argue but it is annoying when you want to see a video of
something and most of your options are some dude on his guitar playing the song
off key. Is it becoming a parent to our children? Sometimes my daughter spends more time on
that site than she does with me. I am
not condemning the web site. Far from
it. I just can’t believe how it has
become so big and I have hardly noticed.
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